Me… Also Me…

Me: When the baby lay’s down, I’m going to do that whole make-up tutorial. Also Me: I haven’t showered in three days. Me: I’m going to put real clothes on today! I’m going to dress up. Also Me: 5:00 p.m. still in yoga pants. Me: […]

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Will My Children be Sociopaths?

  There are days where I question everything I do as a mother. Adamant that I am an awful mother, who is going to raise children into unhealthy adults, sociopaths even. I’m just never quite good enough for myself on these days, I’m certain that […]

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The 5 Stages of Summer…

How did everyone’s summer go?? Ours went too fast some days and not fast enough on other days!! Let me explain, this post is dedicated to “A Mothers Stages of Summer”. Stage One: The first week of summer! Oh my, this is a glorious time!! […]

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The Non-Existent Parenting Manual…

Do you remember when you were pregnant (or you SO was)? Remember all the things people said to you? Oh you’ll just love being a mom/dad, it’s so rewarding, it’s so fun, there’s nothing else in the world like it… Well, yea all of this […]

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This summer I vow to do nothing(S)

  Summer is upon us! It’s hard to believe the school year is over (TOAST TO US, WE MADE IT Y’ALL)!!! Though it’s hard to believe, it’s here. Every year I rack my brain for things to do camps, swimming, vacations, lake days, mall trips, […]

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-Mom Slang and All-

I remember back in the day, when I was fluent in the late 90’s early 2000’s “slang”. You remember the things like aiiight, as if, all that & a bag of chips, what a beeotch, pimpin’ ain’t easy, she’s the bomb, boo ya, let’s bounce, […]

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